Okay guys... I shall let you guys in on a little secret... I'm sure you all have heard of my raving success at Gentings juz over the lunar New Year and I'd bet you all are probably shitting in your pants right now... Worrying how much you'd lose to me over CNY...
Well being the benevolent BerD I am, I shall give you peeps a pointer or 2; but that doesn't mean you guys dont have to pray at all...
Introducing, the brand new series of CNY undies... Available in stores islandwide today!
This set of undies comes complete in 3 different designs:
Namely, 财, 龙, and 福.
财: This legendary character is usually associated with prosperity and its riches that may follow the hero who dons this Sacred Relic. Add a quarterstaff costing $1150 or a Demon's Edge and a Claymore costing $1610 and $1400 respectively and you could end up with a Radiance or even THE Divine Rapier...
龙: 龙, or the Dragon, symbolises the grandeur of the ancient Chinese dragon. Believed to be able to ward off evil spirits and cause rain and thunder whenever it surfaces... It too can add 台 to your MahJong hand in the form of 红中, 百版 and a 青发. Here, the 龙 symbolises the "bulge" underneath when one is wearing it...
"They looked like snakes and had no wings." - The first of dragons were 1st spotted in swamps deep in the South-American continent. They also say, the young of a dragon is also known as an Anaconda. RAWR!
福: Here, it represents happiness and general well-being of family members, heh hehs, ter-ner-ners and other loved ones... But honestly, it's not going to help much against You-Know-Wat.
And that's not all! It even comes with a complimentary packet of red packets! So wat are you waiting for?!
Get yours today!
But, not that I think it'd stand a chance against the original, formidable 恭喜发财,马到功成 though... But regardless, here's wishing one and all in advance a prosperous 恭喜发财 Chinese New Year ahead! =)
Monday, January 23, 2006
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