Match Report 4

Date: 19/2/06

Location: NTU field something something. Noh... that one facing the other grandstand, ie: the one with the cricket pitch thingy in the middle.

Time: 930-ish am(waiting for the opponents and our missing players like Weitian, Yoon Keong and un-important player)

Score: RECCOS 0 - BP Seniors+ Etc 2

Scorers: Orange shirt wussy and Some etc guy whom I can't see clearly. Both in the middle of the 2nd half. Too disgusted to elaborate.

Match Highlights:

-- The size of the field. It was so small, I mean compact that no only did we have to worry about people standing out of position, there was pratically no space for the defence to 'rock' even. That was how tight the field was. No 'tight' in those 'football tips' sense lah....

-- Weitian our on-loan striker who almost scored a spectularly 'taiko' goal when he kicked the ball over and behind him, only for the damn ball to bounce in such awkward speed and velocity and direction that it eluded the keeper and 'tiang-ed' the woodwork.

-- The opposition's perception of offside. They can claim that we were offside cos one of us has pushed past the offside line, never mind if he wasn't interfering with play nor was he the receipent of the pass, hell, he wasn't anywhere in the vicinity when the pass was threaded lah!!!
F**kin NOOBS! And apparently, they were in the school team for BP. No wonder we lost so badly that time.

-- Alex's ugly but highly effective way of either bulldozing or sprinting past the opponents, which resulted in a good shot at goal after a particularly 'trying' run.

-- Series of incident regarding the Orange shirt wussy, who cannot dribble, run nor pass. But sure can make a lot of trouble. First was when he wanted to shove Xw for what? Backing into him after a jump for header. 2nd time was over some toopid foul and he had to get into the thick of action by jumping at(with quite a lot of gusto I might add) our abovementioned 'victim' for today, Xw.

--Xw once again getting harangued by this short fart of a basket case who, in Berd da Anaconda's opinion, must have the last say for everything. Everything. From fouls given to them to fouls given to us, he will have something to say and he will always have someone to piss out. Xw, these mere words cannot do the episodes justice. Just tell them the next time we meet up lah...

--Someone being branded a 'BIMBO'. On the pitch. Go figure who. He(she) is one of us...

-- One of our on-loan midfielder playing like he was having a walk in the park lydat. Even Seng look more gan cheong and moves faster than the mother son. And Seng is the keeper.

-- Bleddy muds monkeys making noises at the grandstand there telling us to end the game faster, which elicted comments such as: "Hey take your time!", "Hey relac abit ah!". And my personal favourite: "Since when NTU got so many monkeys ah?"(incidentally, I was the one who was saying the last comment but Berd advised me to keep it down in case I get charged with sedition or however you spell it...)

-- My absolutely ROCKING GOOD PERFORMANCE(especially in the first half) which made Sw comment that maybe I should go CPZ every Sat to improve my game. Glad to do it. All in the name of RECCOS.

That's all I can think of now.
Anything else, just DIY lah.

And where's our CLEAN SHEET?!?!?!?!?