Match Report 3

Date: 5/2/2006

Location: NTU grass plain(main field, but the grass there super dry and tough sia, slide already can skin you alive)

Time: 930-ish am(I was late I know, but the opponents also mah...)

Score: RECCOS 0 - Shaowei's Friend's Team 1

Scorers: Orange shirt pussy/wuss/sissy who make noise at ANY, and I mean, any tackle. (2nd half of 1st half)

Match highlights:

-- Leaping salmons. Not us though. The bleddy opponents who can jump damn high, hang in the air for quite some time, and are generally taller than most of us. Explains why they keep winning the high balls.

-- Berd da Anaconda playing all of us for fools when the muthason came on.. I mean, walked on the pitch declaring that time was almost up, but giving us/and the opponents some time so as not be appear 'biased'. Or something lydat. I too far and too lazy to bother about what he was trying to communicate in his Klingon tongue. Anyway the bugger had everyone waiting in the hot, sorching, blistering sun for a good 5 minutes while the poor "Great Wall of China"(I will explain later) keeper went to pick up the ball, lined up for a 1x good goal kick, and proceeded to declare half time when the ball was floating in the mid air. Bastard. Burn him I say.

-- Da goal that did us in. A foul by our midfield engine Sw(who didn't exactly slide in the whole game cos he wuss) led to the ball being positioned by the edge of the box. Lim bei tried to concoct a semblance of a wall to block his view but apparently that was not enough. Next thing we know, the ball floated in to the back of the net. Nabei.

-- Yz aka Snake aka Xiao Bai's 'Ric Flair'-ism. He rocks. 1st example. The offside by the opponents during the first half. He just stood there. Raised his hand. Shouted 'offside' in a voice that demanded no reply. And then, proceeded to shame the opposition into giving us the ball. 2nd and BEST example. Corner kick. Ball floated in. Lim bei wanted to siam. Ball coming f**king fast. Ball connected with lim bei's head. Ball ricochet out for another corner. Striker for the other team stood his ground and protested for a corner, claiming that no one touch the ball for their side. XB claim that we also neber~~~ therefore the logic is: You neber touch the ball. We also 'neber' touch the ball. So its our ball lor. At that point of time. I decided to keep my trap shut. Plus Gab was telling me to keep quiet also. Once again. XB rrrrocks~~~~

-- Anil da Chin-dian's comment about the opposing goal keeper. In his words, he wanted to poke the ball, then saw this "Great Wall of China" looming in front of him. So what happen-ed? Cannot score lah~~~

I think that's all I can remember for now.
Nuffin special on our side.
Sigh.....

Where's our clean sheet??!??!?!