Date: 19/2/06
Location: NTU field something something. Noh... that one facing the other grandstand, ie: the one with the cricket pitch thingy in the middle.
Time: 930-ish am(waiting for the opponents and our missing players like Weitian, Yoon Keong and un-important player)
Score: RECCOS 0 - BP Seniors+ Etc 2
Scorers: Orange shirt wussy and Some etc guy whom I can't see clearly. Both in the middle of the 2nd half. Too disgusted to elaborate.
Match Highlights:
-- The size of the field. It was so small, I mean compact that no only did we have to worry about people standing out of position, there was pratically no space for the defence to 'rock' even. That was how tight the field was. No 'tight' in those 'football tips' sense lah....
-- Weitian our on-loan striker who almost scored a spectularly 'taiko' goal when he kicked the ball over and behind him, only for the damn ball to bounce in such awkward speed and velocity and direction that it eluded the keeper and 'tiang-ed' the woodwork.
-- The opposition's perception of offside. They can claim that we were offside cos one of us has pushed past the offside line, never mind if he wasn't interfering with play nor was he the receipent of the pass, hell, he wasn't anywhere in the vicinity when the pass was threaded lah!!!
F**kin NOOBS! And apparently, they were in the school team for BP. No wonder we lost so badly that time.
-- Alex's ugly but highly effective way of either bulldozing or sprinting past the opponents, which resulted in a good shot at goal after a particularly 'trying' run.
-- Series of incident regarding the Orange shirt wussy, who cannot dribble, run nor pass. But sure can make a lot of trouble. First was when he wanted to shove Xw for what? Backing into him after a jump for header. 2nd time was over some toopid foul and he had to get into the thick of action by jumping at(with quite a lot of gusto I might add) our abovementioned 'victim' for today, Xw.
--Xw once again getting harangued by this short fart of a basket case who, in Berd da Anaconda's opinion, must have the last say for everything. Everything. From fouls given to them to fouls given to us, he will have something to say and he will always have someone to piss out. Xw, these mere words cannot do the episodes justice. Just tell them the next time we meet up lah...
--Someone being branded a 'BIMBO'. On the pitch. Go figure who. He(she) is one of us...
-- One of our on-loan midfielder playing like he was having a walk in the park lydat. Even Seng look more gan cheong and moves faster than the mother son. And Seng is the keeper.
-- Bleddy muds monkeys making noises at the grandstand there telling us to end the game faster, which elicted comments such as: "Hey take your time!", "Hey relac abit ah!". And my personal favourite: "Since when NTU got so many monkeys ah?"(incidentally, I was the one who was saying the last comment but Berd advised me to keep it down in case I get charged with sedition or however you spell it...)
-- My absolutely ROCKING GOOD PERFORMANCE(especially in the first half) which made Sw comment that maybe I should go CPZ every Sat to improve my game. Glad to do it. All in the name of RECCOS.
That's all I can think of now.
Anything else, just DIY lah.
And where's our CLEAN SHEET?!?!?!?!?
Monday, February 20, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
Damn, its 3 days in a week...
That I have to meet Berd da Anaconda.
First day was the night where most, if not all couples or couples wanna-bes gather and meet up. While the LHC(Lonely Hearts' Club) alumni - as of now, lim bei, Berd, Goose, Ed and Seng - can take solace that at least our wallets were relatively untouched. Yesh, I had to meet Berd da Anaconda on Vday. How shiok is that?????? Not forgetting that he was with a gal, made me an ahmad while he was all cosy and comfy with Ter-ba-ba-boom at the back of my beloved Mini. Nabei. The last straw was when the bugger of a cheapskate actually asked for my flower(wtf?!?!?) as a gift for the above mentioned unlucky gal.
Sigh~~~~~~
Straight after Vday, met up with him for the fabled Macperson Hae Mee, Goose was the other willing party, where at this point of time I feel like saying something: SNAKE! You Booboo NOOB!!! Call you like 6, 297 times for at least 20+ minutes, but realised that it was futile, cos YOU NEVER PICK UP THE FRIGGIN' PHONE. Best of all, we tried calling your house only to have your dad saying this:
*Conversation replicated to the best of my memory.
Me: Arlo, Uncle ah, is YZ at home?
Uncle Bai: Eh? Hold on ah...
*few minutes later Uncle Bai: I think he sleeping, can you try calling his handphone? Me: Erm... thanks uncle. (hangs up)
I was too paiseh at that point of time to tell him that we were trying to do so UNSUCCESSFULLY for the past 20+ min.
Sigh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anyway the hae mee ROCKS. Serious. Goose has already testified to that in the forum. I concur too. Should and would be making another trip there in the near future, seeing that I am ever so free, and Wed being Goose's free day, wahhaahahahahahaha!!
Thought that would be the last I see of Berd, at least till the next soccer session or something. But no~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The cock-a-nathan had to get himself holan-ed somewhere at Normanton Park there, couldn't ge the last bus, and was unable to hail a cab in the most bizarre place ever.
NOOB.
So what was the next best thing he did? Call lim bei to see if I was on the way to save his sorry arse. Lucky for him, unlucky for me. I was on the way home.
From town no less. Sigh...
And the NOOB had the audacity to question my road sense by SMS-in me and exclaiming that I drove past the pick up point cos he wasn't PRO enough to differentiate my car.
And where was I at the moment?
Taking my time to choose between flavours for chips while waiting for my car to be refuelled. At Holland V.
Muhaahahahahahaahaha!!!
Managed to get him in the end, send him back, and did something which is probably the highlight of this week, beating even my EXPERTLY TIMED CHAIN FROST WHICH HAD MY FRIEND KOW-TOWING TO ME(this bit is for Dota players. Bleah!!!).
*Drum roll.... WE PEE-ED in the multi storey carpark opposite Berd's house.
SONG BO?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!
Topped it up with a smoke, and home it was.
Sigh... I really need to do something about this sia. The number of times I meet that cock is probably more than the times I meet up with some other guys in a sem(ie: Ws, Daren...)
First day was the night where most, if not all couples or couples wanna-bes gather and meet up. While the LHC(Lonely Hearts' Club) alumni - as of now, lim bei, Berd, Goose, Ed and Seng - can take solace that at least our wallets were relatively untouched. Yesh, I had to meet Berd da Anaconda on Vday. How shiok is that?????? Not forgetting that he was with a gal, made me an ahmad while he was all cosy and comfy with Ter-ba-ba-boom at the back of my beloved Mini. Nabei. The last straw was when the bugger of a cheapskate actually asked for my flower(wtf?!?!?) as a gift for the above mentioned unlucky gal.
Sigh~~~~~~
Straight after Vday, met up with him for the fabled Macperson Hae Mee, Goose was the other willing party, where at this point of time I feel like saying something: SNAKE! You Booboo NOOB!!! Call you like 6, 297 times for at least 20+ minutes, but realised that it was futile, cos YOU NEVER PICK UP THE FRIGGIN' PHONE. Best of all, we tried calling your house only to have your dad saying this:
*Conversation replicated to the best of my memory.
Me: Arlo, Uncle ah, is YZ at home?
Uncle Bai: Eh? Hold on ah...
*few minutes later Uncle Bai: I think he sleeping, can you try calling his handphone? Me: Erm... thanks uncle. (hangs up)
I was too paiseh at that point of time to tell him that we were trying to do so UNSUCCESSFULLY for the past 20+ min.
Sigh~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anyway the hae mee ROCKS. Serious. Goose has already testified to that in the forum. I concur too. Should and would be making another trip there in the near future, seeing that I am ever so free, and Wed being Goose's free day, wahhaahahahahahaha!!
Thought that would be the last I see of Berd, at least till the next soccer session or something. But no~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The cock-a-nathan had to get himself holan-ed somewhere at Normanton Park there, couldn't ge the last bus, and was unable to hail a cab in the most bizarre place ever.
NOOB.
So what was the next best thing he did? Call lim bei to see if I was on the way to save his sorry arse. Lucky for him, unlucky for me. I was on the way home.
From town no less. Sigh...
And the NOOB had the audacity to question my road sense by SMS-in me and exclaiming that I drove past the pick up point cos he wasn't PRO enough to differentiate my car.
And where was I at the moment?
Taking my time to choose between flavours for chips while waiting for my car to be refuelled. At Holland V.
Muhaahahahahahaahaha!!!
Managed to get him in the end, send him back, and did something which is probably the highlight of this week, beating even my EXPERTLY TIMED CHAIN FROST WHICH HAD MY FRIEND KOW-TOWING TO ME(this bit is for Dota players. Bleah!!!).
*Drum roll.... WE PEE-ED in the multi storey carpark opposite Berd's house.
SONG BO?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!
Topped it up with a smoke, and home it was.
Sigh... I really need to do something about this sia. The number of times I meet that cock is probably more than the times I meet up with some other guys in a sem(ie: Ws, Daren...)
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Kopi with Berd and friends...
Had a cuppa kopi with Berd da Anaconda just this evening.
A cuppa of iced tea to be exact.
Seeing that I was near Clementi, and that he was in Clementi, I thought to myself, why not?
And so I was, in a coffeeshop with Berd and his friends.
There were quite a number or them, but I'm a sucker for remember names.
Remembered Melvin clearly though.
Cos he built of the same mould as Berd da Anaconda, ie: SUPER Good Cockster.
Serious.
It was friggin' hilarious talking with him. He is one solid fellow sia.
And his actions.
Can fight with Berd.
From telling us about what happened in his camp instructor(or something) days to his RV sec school cock-a-nathan incidents(most memorable being this freak guy that can salivate half a beaker of saliva....), he did it with the same gusto as Berd re-enacting a particular farnni cock story.
No wonder they friends sia~~~
Anyway, nothing much this post,
just wanna say thanks Berd, for the teh, the ciggys, the company and the wonderful people I've met today.
PS: Wed's heh mee is on. Who wants to jump on the bandwagon(ie: lim bei's car) please holler out asap. As of now, the confirmed strength is me, Goose, Berd and Billy(Berd claims he will psycho him). Sw da regular seems swayed, Snake.. if he can wake up at least. And of cos, XW, who can just go there watch us eat?
A cuppa of iced tea to be exact.
Seeing that I was near Clementi, and that he was in Clementi, I thought to myself, why not?
And so I was, in a coffeeshop with Berd and his friends.
There were quite a number or them, but I'm a sucker for remember names.
Remembered Melvin clearly though.
Cos he built of the same mould as Berd da Anaconda, ie: SUPER Good Cockster.
Serious.
It was friggin' hilarious talking with him. He is one solid fellow sia.
And his actions.
Can fight with Berd.
From telling us about what happened in his camp instructor(or something) days to his RV sec school cock-a-nathan incidents(most memorable being this freak guy that can salivate half a beaker of saliva....), he did it with the same gusto as Berd re-enacting a particular farnni cock story.
No wonder they friends sia~~~
Anyway, nothing much this post,
just wanna say thanks Berd, for the teh, the ciggys, the company and the wonderful people I've met today.
PS: Wed's heh mee is on. Who wants to jump on the bandwagon(ie: lim bei's car) please holler out asap. As of now, the confirmed strength is me, Goose, Berd and Billy(Berd claims he will psycho him). Sw da regular seems swayed, Snake.. if he can wake up at least. And of cos, XW, who can just go there watch us eat?
Saturday, February 11, 2006
Lunch With Nano-Bots and Nobody
Nabei.
Sometimes I dunno whether to slap or whack Timmy da Smeagol.
Supposed to meet him for lunch yesterday afternoon, after hearing him wax lyrical about coming to eat the all elusive MacPherson Hae-Mee(ie: Prawn Mee...) I decided to wait out a roaring hungry stomach.
And what happened?
That kok-ster of an Smeagol, due his morning sleep all the way after 12:30pm... Must've seen assumed his mum didnt cook or something(this one ask that cock to tell you all about it... I can't be bothered liao) and ASSUMED/PRESUMED/THOUGHT that he was free to go out to lunch with me.
Like what they love to say in the chao Army:
"You think, I thought, who CONFIRM?"
"If you ASSUME, you'll make an ASS out of U and ME!"
And indeed he did. So what happened?
Lim bei happily waited for him, risked the chance of getting on my sup's bad books by rejecting his lunch offer, along with the other office ladies' lunch invitations and putting up with endless hungry pangs... Finally getting to 12:30pm...
Only to find him EATING at home.
KNNBCCB!!!
This one lim bei still can tahan.
Until the Smeagol have to say something:
"Make you wait and miss all the lunch with others, SONG BO?!?!?!?"
KNN.
TIMMY YOU F**KING NOOB!!!
Ended up eating Lonely Hae Mee... Luckily, it was raining... Rain + kickass ASS Hae-Mee + Kopi + No Umbrella + 1 pack of cigs + Lonely Heart's CLub = Eat Lunch and Kopi Alone with Cigs While Waiting For the Rain To Stop... Apart from being alone, it wasnt too bad lah...
PS: Timmy will be coming over again to have lunch with me... So hopefully GooSe or Snake or Seng can come?
PPS: I think I still rock as hard... V(^^,)V
Sometimes I dunno whether to slap or whack Timmy da Smeagol.
Supposed to meet him for lunch yesterday afternoon, after hearing him wax lyrical about coming to eat the all elusive MacPherson Hae-Mee(ie: Prawn Mee...) I decided to wait out a roaring hungry stomach.
And what happened?
That kok-ster of an Smeagol, due his morning sleep all the way after 12:30pm... Must've seen assumed his mum didnt cook or something(this one ask that cock to tell you all about it... I can't be bothered liao) and ASSUMED/PRESUMED/THOUGHT that he was free to go out to lunch with me.
Like what they love to say in the chao Army:
"You think, I thought, who CONFIRM?"
"If you ASSUME, you'll make an ASS out of U and ME!"
And indeed he did. So what happened?
Lim bei happily waited for him, risked the chance of getting on my sup's bad books by rejecting his lunch offer, along with the other office ladies' lunch invitations and putting up with endless hungry pangs... Finally getting to 12:30pm...
Only to find him EATING at home.
KNNBCCB!!!
This one lim bei still can tahan.
Until the Smeagol have to say something:
"Make you wait and miss all the lunch with others, SONG BO?!?!?!?"
KNN.
TIMMY YOU F**KING NOOB!!!
Ended up eating Lonely Hae Mee... Luckily, it was raining... Rain + kickass ASS Hae-Mee + Kopi + No Umbrella + 1 pack of cigs + Lonely Heart's CLub = Eat Lunch and Kopi Alone with Cigs While Waiting For the Rain To Stop... Apart from being alone, it wasnt too bad lah...
PS: Timmy will be coming over again to have lunch with me... So hopefully GooSe or Snake or Seng can come?
PPS: I think I still rock as hard... V(^^,)V
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Lunch with Berd and Billy
Nabei.
Sometimes I dunno whether to slap or whack Berd da Anaconda.
Met him for lunch this afternoon, after hearing him wax lyrical about some Macperson Heh-Mee(ie: Prawn Mee, not his Heh-heh making noodles for us or something...) I decided to check out whether it was myth or truth.
And what happened?
That kok-ster of an Anaconda, during his morning trek towards Semens.. I mean Siemens building, must've seen them peeling prawns or something(this one ask that cock to tell you all about it... I can't be bothered liao) and ASSUMED/PRESUMED?THOUGHT that they were open for business.
Like what they love to say in the chao Army:
You think, I thought, who CONFIRM?
So what happened?
Lim bei happily drove there, risked the chance of getting orh kong(fined) and brave the heat and dust and hunger, finally reaching the end of the journey.
Only to find them preparing for TOMORROW's business.
KNNBCCB!!!
This one lim bei still can tahan.
Until the kok-ster have to say something:
"Make you waste petrol and drive all the way here, SONG BO?!?!?!?"
KNN.
BERD YOU F**KING NOOB!!!
Ended up eat bah chow mee.
Lucky for him, the alternative was good. One of the better bah chow mee I've eaten.
And he's right. They came in some big ass black plastic Ferro-fibrous(those who play MechWarrior might know what I talking about) bowls.
Then Berd activitated Billy aka Rubbish aka Tzehao.
OMFG?!?!?!
Semens personnel no need to work one meh? (did I just say semens, I meant Siemens, as usual)
And so in a few mikes time.
Billy was plopping his arse on a seat next to me liao.
I concluded.
Siemens personnel no need to work one. (plus later we had another of Berd's friend who joined us. Also a Siemens personnel)
In another, well, ar-chally alot of mikes time, we were all eating fried ice cream nearby.
The ice cream also ROCK sia.
That's when I've decided.
I shall have a personal goal this sem:
Meeting up with all the NTU IA-ers for lunch or something.
Those interested can holler out.
PS: Going to meet the Berd sometime again, soon... for the elusive Heh-Mee.
PPS: I still think Berd is a kok-ster.
Sometimes I dunno whether to slap or whack Berd da Anaconda.
Met him for lunch this afternoon, after hearing him wax lyrical about some Macperson Heh-Mee(ie: Prawn Mee, not his Heh-heh making noodles for us or something...) I decided to check out whether it was myth or truth.
And what happened?
That kok-ster of an Anaconda, during his morning trek towards Semens.. I mean Siemens building, must've seen them peeling prawns or something(this one ask that cock to tell you all about it... I can't be bothered liao) and ASSUMED/PRESUMED?THOUGHT that they were open for business.
Like what they love to say in the chao Army:
You think, I thought, who CONFIRM?
So what happened?
Lim bei happily drove there, risked the chance of getting orh kong(fined) and brave the heat and dust and hunger, finally reaching the end of the journey.
Only to find them preparing for TOMORROW's business.
KNNBCCB!!!
This one lim bei still can tahan.
Until the kok-ster have to say something:
"Make you waste petrol and drive all the way here, SONG BO?!?!?!?"
KNN.
BERD YOU F**KING NOOB!!!
Ended up eat bah chow mee.
Lucky for him, the alternative was good. One of the better bah chow mee I've eaten.
And he's right. They came in some big ass black plastic Ferro-fibrous(those who play MechWarrior might know what I talking about) bowls.
Then Berd activitated Billy aka Rubbish aka Tzehao.
OMFG?!?!?!
Semens personnel no need to work one meh? (did I just say semens, I meant Siemens, as usual)
And so in a few mikes time.
Billy was plopping his arse on a seat next to me liao.
I concluded.
Siemens personnel no need to work one. (plus later we had another of Berd's friend who joined us. Also a Siemens personnel)
In another, well, ar-chally alot of mikes time, we were all eating fried ice cream nearby.
The ice cream also ROCK sia.
That's when I've decided.
I shall have a personal goal this sem:
Meeting up with all the NTU IA-ers for lunch or something.
Those interested can holler out.
PS: Going to meet the Berd sometime again, soon... for the elusive Heh-Mee.
PPS: I still think Berd is a kok-ster.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Match Report 3
Date: 5/2/2006
Location: NTU grass plain(main field, but the grass there super dry and tough sia, slide already can skin you alive)
Time: 930-ish am(I was late I know, but the opponents also mah...)
Score: RECCOS 0 - Shaowei's Friend's Team 1
Scorers: Orange shirt pussy/wuss/sissy who make noise at ANY, and I mean, any tackle. (2nd half of 1st half)
Match highlights:
-- Leaping salmons. Not us though. The bleddy opponents who can jump damn high, hang in the air for quite some time, and are generally taller than most of us. Explains why they keep winning the high balls.
-- Berd da Anaconda playing all of us for fools when the muthason came on.. I mean, walked on the pitch declaring that time was almost up, but giving us/and the opponents some time so as not be appear 'biased'. Or something lydat. I too far and too lazy to bother about what he was trying to communicate in his Klingon tongue. Anyway the bugger had everyone waiting in the hot, sorching, blistering sun for a good 5 minutes while the poor "Great Wall of China"(I will explain later) keeper went to pick up the ball, lined up for a 1x good goal kick, and proceeded to declare half time when the ball was floating in the mid air. Bastard. Burn him I say.
-- Da goal that did us in. A foul by our midfield engine Sw(who didn't exactly slide in the whole game cos he wuss) led to the ball being positioned by the edge of the box. Lim bei tried to concoct a semblance of a wall to block his view but apparently that was not enough. Next thing we know, the ball floated in to the back of the net. Nabei.
-- Yz aka Snake aka Xiao Bai's 'Ric Flair'-ism. He rocks. 1st example. The offside by the opponents during the first half. He just stood there. Raised his hand. Shouted 'offside' in a voice that demanded no reply. And then, proceeded to shame the opposition into giving us the ball. 2nd and BEST example. Corner kick. Ball floated in. Lim bei wanted to siam. Ball coming f**king fast. Ball connected with lim bei's head. Ball ricochet out for another corner. Striker for the other team stood his ground and protested for a corner, claiming that no one touch the ball for their side. XB claim that we also neber~~~ therefore the logic is: You neber touch the ball. We also 'neber' touch the ball. So its our ball lor. At that point of time. I decided to keep my trap shut. Plus Gab was telling me to keep quiet also. Once again. XB rrrrocks~~~~
-- Anil da Chin-dian's comment about the opposing goal keeper. In his words, he wanted to poke the ball, then saw this "Great Wall of China" looming in front of him. So what happen-ed? Cannot score lah~~~
I think that's all I can remember for now.
Nuffin special on our side.
Sigh.....
Where's our clean sheet??!??!?!
Location: NTU grass plain(main field, but the grass there super dry and tough sia, slide already can skin you alive)
Time: 930-ish am(I was late I know, but the opponents also mah...)
Score: RECCOS 0 - Shaowei's Friend's Team 1
Scorers: Orange shirt pussy/wuss/sissy who make noise at ANY, and I mean, any tackle. (2nd half of 1st half)
Match highlights:
-- Leaping salmons. Not us though. The bleddy opponents who can jump damn high, hang in the air for quite some time, and are generally taller than most of us. Explains why they keep winning the high balls.
-- Berd da Anaconda playing all of us for fools when the muthason came on.. I mean, walked on the pitch declaring that time was almost up, but giving us/and the opponents some time so as not be appear 'biased'. Or something lydat. I too far and too lazy to bother about what he was trying to communicate in his Klingon tongue. Anyway the bugger had everyone waiting in the hot, sorching, blistering sun for a good 5 minutes while the poor "Great Wall of China"(I will explain later) keeper went to pick up the ball, lined up for a 1x good goal kick, and proceeded to declare half time when the ball was floating in the mid air. Bastard. Burn him I say.
-- Da goal that did us in. A foul by our midfield engine Sw(who didn't exactly slide in the whole game cos he wuss) led to the ball being positioned by the edge of the box. Lim bei tried to concoct a semblance of a wall to block his view but apparently that was not enough. Next thing we know, the ball floated in to the back of the net. Nabei.
-- Yz aka Snake aka Xiao Bai's 'Ric Flair'-ism. He rocks. 1st example. The offside by the opponents during the first half. He just stood there. Raised his hand. Shouted 'offside' in a voice that demanded no reply. And then, proceeded to shame the opposition into giving us the ball. 2nd and BEST example. Corner kick. Ball floated in. Lim bei wanted to siam. Ball coming f**king fast. Ball connected with lim bei's head. Ball ricochet out for another corner. Striker for the other team stood his ground and protested for a corner, claiming that no one touch the ball for their side. XB claim that we also neber~~~ therefore the logic is: You neber touch the ball. We also 'neber' touch the ball. So its our ball lor. At that point of time. I decided to keep my trap shut. Plus Gab was telling me to keep quiet also. Once again. XB rrrrocks~~~~
-- Anil da Chin-dian's comment about the opposing goal keeper. In his words, he wanted to poke the ball, then saw this "Great Wall of China" looming in front of him. So what happen-ed? Cannot score lah~~~
I think that's all I can remember for now.
Nuffin special on our side.
Sigh.....
Where's our clean sheet??!??!?!
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