Of Furby and Desperados

I absolutely adore Furbs!

Nothing beats him for pure happiness,
When you see him bouncing up and down,
Wagging his tail furiously,
With those bright lazy eyes of his,
Gazing longingly at his snack area above the shoe cupboard,
After a long day from work.
Of course he gets fat!
How can anyone not feed him when he looks at you like that!?

What's worse than not being able to find something you crave in Singapore?
What's worse than trudging through countless websites for hours,
Just to see if they deliver to SG?
What's worse than seeing websites that deliver to SG,
But minimum order is 5000 Euros?

Ans: A website that delivers to SG, any number of item(s) but..... with exorbitant delivery charges!!!

How can I drink a beer that's 9 Euros?
OMFG!
Oh man, how I crave it!

Tequila + Beer + Limeade = A Mad Mad Party!